zackisontumblr:

that moment when you hear someone getting home and have to brace yourself for the disappearance of your good mood

ghosteh13:

voice-of-tartarus:

demeaniac:

what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?

Woah woah wait 

you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”

that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time

Oh my god

vegay:

yes hello i would like to apply to be in a coma

dendropsyche:

does anyone else think that the borders of Idaho and Montana kind of look like faces

slydigger:

ding dong my dick is long

spacegiants:

i wear spf 420

(Source: realcharmy)